Via Borepatch, the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable. On Amazon for the low, low price of $2499.99 (or $999.99 for the refurbished model). The comments in the review section of this thing are truly awesome. The latest review suggests that the cable has the capability to turn water into wine, enabling the commentor to start a winery using the creek behind his house.
The attributes listed are giggle-snort worthy--according to some, the cable is: dishwasher safe, has dimensional rift preventability powers, has a four-star towing capacity, can grant wolf-powers, can channel demons from hell, and has the ability to become self-aware, among other worthy powers.
There are 398 comments/reviews in all--if you're wanting a good laugh, take some time and scroll through. There are a LOT of clever people out there! Warms the cockles of my cynical heart, it does.
Thanks to Borepatch and #1 Son for the morning humor.
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